A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...