Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...