To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.