Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...