Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...