Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...