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A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
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Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
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Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...