Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...