Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!