Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...