The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...