Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
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Pathetic lawsuits
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Get a heart transplant
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Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...