Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...