Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!