Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...