Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...