Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...