What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
A cold winter night
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
She is angry at you
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Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
A Mother’s Dictionary
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