Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.