Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...