Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Purchasing a turkey
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A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...