Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...