134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Psychological Christmas Songs
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Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.