Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...