Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...