Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...