Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...