The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
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Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...