Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...