37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...