Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...