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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...