I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...