Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...