Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...