Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!