What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!