Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....