Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...