A hamster!
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Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
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This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
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Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
New scientific theories V
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When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...