Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...