Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...