The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...