Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!