Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....