A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...