Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...