Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...