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Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Few Gymnasts
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Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Dentist
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The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
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