Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!