How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
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Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...