Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...