Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...