What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...